When you see a guy Reach for stars in the sky You can beat that he's doin' it For some doll When you spot a John Waitin' out in the rain Chances are he's insane As only a John can be for a Jane When you meet the gent Who pays all kinds of rent For a flat that would just flatten The Taj Mahal... Call it sad... call it funny But it's better than even money That the guy's only doin' it For some doll When you see a dame Change the shape of her frame You can lay odds she's takin' if off For some guy When you find a doll With her diamond in hock Bet your life that the rock Is goin' to restock some gentlemen jock When... you see a mouse Hurry, scurry out of the house And she runs twenty blocks For cigars and rye... Call if dumb... say it's clever But you can give odds forever That the doll's only doin' it... The guy's havin' her do it... Everybody's doin' it... For... some guy...