Wanna be bright but I confess I never cared Terminal boredom, terminal boredom A pee-chee stained with drool is lying on the stairs Terminal boredom, terminal boredom Feet don't move any other way Arms lie still, eyes begin to glaze And just last night I heard my baby say Terminal boredom, boredom Tell me something dumb or something cute over the telephone Terminal boredom, terminal boredom I need to be distracted, I don't want to be alone Terminal boredom, terminal boredom Can't stay fixed, every single day Boredom creeps, ain't even afraid And I'm not sure that I care anyway Terminal boredom, boredom Aint nothing on the radio, no hope But that stupid band called chemical Oh what a mope Maybe I'm a dildo, don't wanna know For never seeing past the patio And is it even curable? Beat the bastards, give 'em hell or better yet Terminal boredom, terminal boredom Do it in person not just on the t.v. set Terminal boredom, terminal boredom My hair's clean but goo is on my sheets Terminal boredom, terminal boredom An hour goes by and... uuuuuugggghhhhrrraaaiizgggg Legs lie still, they don't even shake What do I need to do to be awake To be outdoors and chatting with the fakes Terminal boredom, boredom