Give me a drink I need some time to think this over Should I go through that door? I wanna be sure tonight The girls look pale and the liquor is stale and I'm sober The place is packed with brats and infested by rats And I don't wanna put up a fight On the edge of being jaded But it's the little things that could have me persuaded So if you play real tight and you're not too light I might come see you tonight It's a crack in the wall The guys are way too tall And the ladies make too much noise and I do have a choice tonight I can lay on the couch and refuse to go out But maybe if the band's not crap and I don't drink from the tap It really could be out of sight But the dudes - they never give me a break And a can in my head is more than I can take But if you're not too light and you get it on right I might come see you tonight I'll come see you tonight If you really get it on all right I'll come see you tonight If you really get it on So here comes the band - the baddest in the land, oh really Well, see if I care 'bout the clothes that you wear The latest fad ain't gonna get you nowhere But if you play real tight and you're not too light I might come see you tonight