(John Mayall) Trying to make out with the girls in my school. But they look upon me like l'm some kind of fool It ain't fair I don't have no luck at all. Well wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball What's wrong with me? I still got virginity. Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night All the pretty women seem to favor other guys. Rod in hand is all I got that ever satisfies It ain't fair - I don't have no luck at all. Well wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball I got my girlie pictures on my bedroom wall. Jacking off pretending I'm the lover of them all Never getting further than a kiss on the cheek. Checking bedroom windows may be I'll get a peek I wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball What's wrong with me? I still got virginity. Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night.