(Monoxide) I want everybody listening now to say this Twiztid is the muthaf**king shit And everybody else who feels that I'm a little out of line Come see me when you hitting rewind and you will find That I'm an ex-con serial killa axe wielding for real-a big gorilla As I walk in the shadow of death I bitch slap his ass and then I light a cigarette I told you all I'm addicted to drugs and weird sex And putting holes in the back of your neck carnival reject Respect like you do to don dada when you see me give your boy a holler Got the world in a shock collar like a rotweiler on the loose Running trains on your girls caboose Don't believe in the truce we gonna fight until somebody here dies I been here since 1865 and no lies (Chorus) This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my eyes Keep it real and tell me no lies We've been waiting for you Here we go This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my eyes Keep it real and tell me no lies We've been waiting for you (Jamie Madrox) We came through the door kicking that bitch off the hinge We was knocking but wouldn't nobody let us in It's the incredible edible white chocolate rappers We came on the scene busting the cabbage patch backwards D-I-T-Z-I-W-T we were born connected at the hip like Siamese twins We coming out with the underground sound And one finger on each hand and you can count them (Monoxide) F**k everybody here man it's not about them And tucked inside of my bag is a problem Underground feel the ground shake Feel it vibrate watch your girl gyrate We can move the whole world if we choose But instead we kick the wickedest blues And I refuse to lose the demographic of the people Who choose to put there hearts inside the black magic (Chorus) This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my eyes Keep it real and tell me no lies We've been waiting for you Here we go This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my eyes Keep it real and tell me no lies We've been waiting for you (Jamie Madrox) We write voodoo sayings on the fronts of t-shirts So that when people read 'em they will become creatures Twiztid still coming with the ultra man flow That'll linger in your brain and constantly echo We ain't in it to be rich we're in it to reach folks And change life and put you up on shit you ain't know That's about it you're in the midst of some maniacs Who will unload a microphone on your dome as if it's a gat So conceal the unreal if the fruit is mass appeal We're the worms eating our way from under the apple peal With all juice and no pulp fiction No dollar ninety nine a minute for our predictions We smash mics like with the rhymes we recite Keep this mutha f**ka hype from now till sunlight Now do you really need a shovel to dig it And with a flip of a coin we can be righteous or wicked (Chorus) This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my eyes Keep it real and tell me no lies We've been waiting for you Here we go This is the story of our lives Come and take a look at my eyes Keep it real and tell me no lies We've been waiting for you We've been waiting for you We've been waiting for you We've been waiting for you We've been waiting for you (Outro) (Ringing)...hello? What up man Shit what up Hey you my boy right Huh (Crying) You my boy right Huh... Yea... What the f**k (Crying) YOU MY BOY RIGHT Yea what I don't understand (Crying) You ain't gonna tell on me Huh (Crying) You ain't gonna tell man your my boy right Man what the f**k are you talking about (Crying) Come get me I'm thinking I killed him Whoa w-what go get you (illegible crying) What are you talking about (Crying) Come get me dawg Man what did you do (Crying) I love you man you aint gonna tell on me man What did you do (Crying) You better not tell on me What the f**k did you do (Partial illegible crying) You my boy right right you ain't gonna tell right you aint gonna tell right Man you crazy (Crying) They're coming to get me man Who? (Crying) Man what the f**k is you talking about (Crying) You ain't gonna tell right (heavy crying) Man what the f**k is you crying about why are you crying (Whimpering) He's coming to get me What did you do (Whimpering) If you tell I'm gonna kill your ass your my boy right What the hell no what the f**k is wrong with you (Near illegible whimpering) Your not gonna tell right is mom and them there I'm asking you HEY MAN you lost your shit (Click) (Dial tone)