Silver Platter Club

歌詞

I wish that I could get up in the early morning time Things would fall out of the sky into my lap I wish I had the brain of a tyrannosaurus rex So that I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap I wish that I'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown While at the beach relaxing in the summer time I wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me On a silver platter, like they did to you I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become The man you think I should aspire to I wish I had the genes of Eduardo Verástegui That I was effortlessly masculine as well I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys I wish I had no self-awareness like the guys I know Float right through their lives without a thought And that I didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me That I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me On a silver platter, like they did to you I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become The man you think I should aspire to I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me On a silver platter, like they did to you I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become The man you think I should aspire to I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me On a silver platter, like they did to you I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become The man you think I should aspire to I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me On a silver platter, like they did to you I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become The man you think I should aspire to I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me On a silver platter, like they did to you (Was that my other one?)