Ask me how do I feel now that we're cozy and clinging Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing From the moment we kissed tonight That's the way I've just gotta behave Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light or if I were a banner I'd wave Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs Well and if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong, ding Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm leaning Well sir, all I can say if I were a bridge I'd be burning Yes, I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way that you looked Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack or if I were a goose I'd be cooked Ask me how do I feel, now that we're finally caressing Pal, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring Yes or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong, ding Ask me how do I feel, now that we're cozy and clinging Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing From the moment we kissed tonight