Everyday I put my hands on my head Everyday my fingers are a gun Everyday I'm making strange faces Everyday I'm sticking out my tongue Everyday I take a step backwards Every night I bend and touch my toes But I'm never taking any action Not unless my baby says so My mom says I'll fade away Sister says that she's scared My dad says I let him down But I don't care 'Cause Simon says I'm the best His princess Hey, ha, ha, ha When Simon says You're the best I say yes Hey, ha, ha, ha Everyday in every way's a puzzle Pieces of a person are a game Love is still a mystery to me but Watch me move when I hear his name And I don't wanna talk about it right now I'd rather keep my visions to myself Everybody wants to block my man out But he's the only one that's gonna help Me when my mind is weak And I'm gasping for air They all say I gotta stop But I don't care 'Cause Simon says I'm the best His princess Hey, ha, ha, ha When Simon says You're the best I say yes Hey, ha, ha, ha I got a friend, you'll never see I got a friend, and he loves me I got a friend, you'll never see I got a friend, and he loves me