What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are?

歌詞

Frank Zappa (guitar, dialog) Mark Volman (lead vocals, dialog) Howard Kaylan (lead vocals, dialog) Ian Underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals) Aynsley Dunbar (drums) Jim Pons (bass, vocals, dialog) Bob Harris (keyboards, vocals) Don Preston (mini-moog) What's a girl like you Doin' in a place like this? I left my place after midnight And I came to this hall Me and my girlfriend, wecame here Lookin' to ball You came to the right place This is it This is the swingin-est place In New York City (Chorus line) NO SHIT! How true it is Me and my girlfriend, we come here Every night looking for that Hot romance we need We like to get it on -- Do you like to get it on, too? Well now, what did you have in mind? Okay: well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus An spewed upon with cream corn! AAH... UNH! An' my girlfriend, she digs it With a hot YOOHOO bottle While somebody's screamin': CORKS 'N' SAFETIES PIGS 'N' DONKEYS ALICE COOPER'S GONNA ... AAAAAAH! Well, it gets me so hot I could scream (Chorus line) ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH! ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! YAAAAH! You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn? Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa... Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it!) Wall-mounted TV screen: Coffee-Wost plugged into the bathroom wall Formica's really keen! (Chorus line) What kind of girl do you think we are? What kind of girl do you think we are? Don't call us groupies That is going too far We wouldn't ball you Just because you're a star These girls wouldn't let just anybody Spew on their vital parts They want a guy from a group with a Big hit single in the charts Funny you should mention it: Our new single just made the charts this week With a bullet! With a bullet! Lust let me put a little more Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, Baby And you can show me how a young girl such as you Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me... What hotel did you say you are staying at? Wanna split right away? Not so fast, you sillt boy... there's one thing I gotta say: (Chorus line) We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster We will give him our hearts... Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge... you voluptuous New York City slit... Why did'nt you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but.. now that I see you... I would have helped... I didn't know you were so obviously.. PREGNANT...