I'm a Colored spade A nigger A black nigger A jungle bunny Jigaboo coon Pickaninny mau mau Uncle Tom Aunt Jemima Little Black Sambo Cotton pickin' Swamp guinea Junk man Shoeshine boy Elevator operator Table cleaner at Horn & Hardart Slave voodoo Zombie Ubangi lipped Flat nose Tap dancin' Resident of Harlem And president of The United States of Love President of The United States of Love (and if you ask him to dinner you're going to feed him:) Watermelon Hominy grits An' shortnin' bread Alligator ribs Some pig tails Some black eyed peas Some chili Some collard greens And if you don't watch out This boogie man will get you Booooooooo! Booooooooo! So you say . . .