If You Knew Susie

歌詞

I have got a sweetie Known as Susie In the words of Shakespeare "She's a wow!" Though all of you May know her too I'd like to shout right now If you knew Susie Like I know Susie Oh, oh, oh what a girl! There's none so classy As this fair lassie Oh, oh, oh my goodness What a chassis! We went riding, she didn't balk From the country I'm the one that had to walk! If you knew Susie like I know Susie Oh, oh what a girl! Susie has a perfect reputation No-one ever saw her on a spree! Nobody knows Where Susie goes Nobody knows but me! If you knew Susie Like I know Susie Oh, oh, oh what a girl! She wears long tresses And nice tight dresses Oh, oh, what a future she possesses! Out in public, how she can yawn In a parlour You would think the war was on! If you knew Susie Like I know Susie Oh, oh what a girl! She'll spend Sunday praising The Lord But on Monday She's as dizzy as a Ford! If you knew Susie Like I know Susie Oh, oh what a girl! I had a moustache And trained it like a pup She's got such hot lips She kissed it once And burned it up! If you knew Susie Like I know Susie Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, what a girl!