When I was on the freeway, doing 70 all drunk A copper pulled me over, and I thought that I was sunk He came up to my car, I thought up a little trick I took a donut, jelly filled, and put it on a stick He came up to my window, and shouted to get out So I quickly took the donut and I shoved it in his mouth So I drove away, he shouted for some more So I threw it out the window and he ate it off the floor Cops and donuts Cops love donuts Cops love donuts Cops and donuts