Track byJohn Goodman/Billy Crystal
Sully: If I were a rich man, With a million or two Mike: I'd live in a penthouse In a room with a view Sully: And if I were handsome Mike: No way Sully: It could happen. Those dreams do come true I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you, Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, Wouldn't have nothing... Mike: Can I tell you something? for years I have envied Sully: You're green with it. Mike: Your grace and your charm. Everyone loves you, you know. Sully: Yes I know, I know, I know Mike: But I must admit it, Big guy you always come through. I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. Both: You and me together, that's how it always should be. One with out the other, don't mean nothing to me... nothing to me. Mike: Yeah I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you to serve. I'm just a punky little eyeball, and a funky optic nerve. Hey I never told you this, sometimes I get a little blue. Sully: Looks good on you. Mike: But wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. Sully: Let's dance Mike: Haha Look ma I'm dancin' Will you let me lead? Look at that it's two big guys alight on their feet. Don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me Ow, I should of stretched. Sully: Yes I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you. Mike: I know what you mean sully. Because, Sully: I wouldn't know where to go Mike: Me too. Because I, Sully: Wouldn't know what to do. Mike: Why do you keep singing my part? Both: I don't have to say it Sully: Aww...Say it anyway Mike: 'Cause we Both: Both know it's true I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have... you Mike: One more time... IT WORKED!! Sully: I don't have to say it. Mike: Where'd everybody come from? Sully: Cause we both know it's true. Mike: Let's take it home big guy. Both: I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, Mike: You, you, you A E I O U, that means you yeah