I've found an old piano just the other day I heard it in the attic when it started to play Player Piano Boogie Player Piano Boogie It keeps plunking and clinking and clinking and clunking all day long I know I called the man to fix it Said the anvil is shot He hit with a hammer, but it never would stop Player Piano Boogie Player Piano Boogie It keeps plunking and clinking and clinking and clunking all day long I know It plays the left It plays the right I'm getting hazy, crazy, It's what I'm hearing every night Player Piano Boogie Player Piano Boogie It keeps plunking and clinking and clinking and clunking all day long I know Now I tore out all the pedals and broke the strings Just a pile of wood but you should how it swings Player Piano Boogie Player Piano Boogie It keeps plunking and clinking and clinking and clunking all day long I know Now if you wanna hear piano with the wildest sound I sold it to a chicken joint, way uptown Every night you hear it pumping And it's got the people jumping It keeps plunking and clinking and clinking and clunking all day long I know