I could have married Imogene, or Josephine or Mame, And I could have married Sally Lou, or let's see, what's her name? But I thought and thought and thought and thought and now my heart's at rest. 'Cause I have sixed out to a vent, and you can have the rest. I got a gal I love in North and South Dakota, There ain't no difference in my love, not one iota, I guess that two gals puts me one above the quota, Still I get a gal in North and South Dakota. Oooo, oooo, wish I knew which of my true loves is true. I got a gal I love in North and South Dakota, There ain't no difference in my love, not one iota, Just wait till they hear about the gal in Minnesota, It's a situation, partner, that vexes, Guess I go back to the gal I love in Texas. I guess I've even lost that gal in Minnesota, It's a situation, partner, that vexes, If I had the nerve I could go back to Texas. Oooo, oooo, guess I'll go back to the gal I love in Texas. Hey, Pedro, hold it on!