Oh God! Doesn't Work in Vegas

歌詞

"Oh God" doesn't work in Vegas On those casino games they play But you hear his name requested Every night and every day They say, "Oh God, I need a king" "Oh God, I need a queen" "Please let me roll a seven" Not a thing against you But there's nothin' he'll do From his office up in heaven I'm sittin' at the blackjack table And each hand I double down Trying to win my money back And I'm losin' every round I say, "Oh God, please give me a nine To turn this twelve into 21" The dealer throws a ten I'm busted again Put a fork in me, I'm done "Oh God" doesn't work in Vegas It doesn't work in Tahoe or Macau But if you've got a gamblin' addiction He's chompin' at the bit to go to work right now "Oh God" doesn't work in Vegas Downtown or on the Strip But people still hope he's helpin' out With every card that the dealers flip He doesn't work the Sands or the MGM Binion's or the Palms But alone in your room He'll free you from gloom And make your troubled waters calm Oh, God won't throw a game And God won't throw a fight He may not help you win But he's with you day and night Now I don't pretend to know Where God is gonna go On any given day But I do know for certain That He'll stop all the hurtin' And show you a better way "Oh God" doesn't work in Vegas It doesn't work in Tahoe or Macau But if you've got a gamblin' addiction He's chompin' at the bit to go to work right now He won't abuse his mighty power 'Cause it just would not be fair And it's just simple economics We can't all be millionaires So think about what you're askin' When you go to roll them dice Even if you win It's probably a sin And you'll pay a hefty price Oh, God doesn't work in Vegas He doesn't work in Tahoe or Macau But if you've got a gamblin' addiction He's chompin' at the bit to go to work right now