I dress up in jackboots and shirts colored brown I don't kiss up but love kicking down I've got no education but Jimmie is good I love Scrooge but I hate Robin Hood 'Cause I'm an egocentric man I've got a little narcissistic plan So if you ever need a helping hand, I don't give a damn I am an egocentric man I sure do like country but Guthrie was wrong It's only my land and for me to belong My house should have been the last one here to be built I was naturally born free from guilt 'Cause I'm an egocentric man I've got a little narcissistic plan So if you ever need a helping hand, I don't give a damn I am an egocentric man Yeah, I'm an egocentric man I've got a little narcissistic plan Yeah, I'm an egocentric man And this will never be your land If you ever need a helping hand, I don't give a damn I am an egocentric man An egocentric man