The sleepless nights - the daily fights The quick toboggan - when you reach the heights I miss the kisses - and I miss the bites I wish I were in love again The broken dates - the endless waits The lovely loving - and the hateful hates The conversation - with the flying plates I wish I were in love again No more pain - no more strain Now I'm sane - but I would rather be punched - drunk The pulled out fur - of cat and cur The fine mis-mating - of a him and her I've learned my lesson - but I wish I were In love again The furtive sigh - the blackened eye The words: "I love you - 'til the day I die" The self deception - that believes the lie I wish I were in love again When love congeals - it soon reveals The faint aroma - of performing seals The double-crossing - of a pair of heals I wish I were in love again No, more care - no, despair Now I'm all there (now) - but I'd rather be punc-drunk Believe me sir - I much prefer The classic battle - of a him and her I don't like quiet - and I wish I were In love again No, more care - no, despair Now I'm all there (now) - but I'd rather be punc-drunk Believe me sir - I much prefer The classic battle - of a him and her I don't like quiet - and I wish I were In love again again again