Sister Josephine

歌詞

Oh, Sister Josephine What do all these policemen mean By coming to the convent in their grim limousines After Sister Josephine? While you, Sister Josephine You sit with your boots up on the altar screen You smoke one last cigar What a funny nun you are The policemen say that Josephine's a burglar in disguise Big fat Norman, fifteen years on the run The sisters disbelieve it, no, that can't be Josephine Just think of all her tenderness towards the younger nuns Oh, Sister Josephine They're searching the chapel where you've been seen The nooks and the crannies of the nun's canteen After Sister Josephine While you, Sister Josephine Take a farewell swig of Benedictine Before your au revoir A right funny nun you are Admittedly her hands are big and hairy And emblazoned with a curious tattoo Admittedly her voice is on the deep side She seems to shave more often than the other sisters do Oh, Sister Josephine Founder of the convent pontoon team They're leafing through your volumes of those strange magazines After Sister Josephine While you, Sister Josephine Give a farewell whiff of Benzedrine To the convent budgerigar A bloody funny nun you are No more will her snores echo through the chapel during prayers Nor her lustful moanings stir the stilly nights No more empty bottles of altar wine come clanking from her cell No longer will the cloister toilet seat stand upright Oh, Sister Josephine Slipping through their fingers like margarine Dressed only in your Y-fronts and a rosary What a funny nun you seem to be