Early Looks a cracked on Sister Sue Found her in a bag And Laverne in Cleveland never knew The son/sun could be a drag But when the bathroom door was shut LaVerne was jarring apricots Sister Sue, shame on you Sister Sue Come on home, sister sue She ran away to Hollywood She made it on her smile Back to Cleveland, Harry called the missing person's file He said "Laverne and I worried The kid is just a boy, please hurry" Sister Sue, where are you? Sister Sue, come on home Sister Sue. Wherever you are, we loved just you Sister Sue Whatever you are, we love you for you. Sister Sue Well they never found ol' Sister Sue Most likely they never will Although she's rather famous now The star of many films LaVerne and Harry would never see Their baby's movies on TV Sister Sue, where are you Sister Sue, come on home sister sue Shame on you, Sister Sue Where are you, Sister Sue?