Hey baby I'm glad you called me Me and the whole crew are goin' out Yeah there's gonna be girls at the party But you ain't got a damn thing to worry 'bout I know your worst fear is hearing that Some chick had her lips all over me Swear to God that's a line I would never pass Not to mention I never wanna be Standing on the front porch at midnight Staring down the barrel of a .45 Saying hold on baby think about it first Before you go and put me six in the dirt There's been guys that ran around and found out That ain't nothing but a headstone now Yeah I couldn't 'cause I love you and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb To cheat on a girl with a gun Ooh a girl with a gun That I gotcha that ya keep by your bedside The one to keep away all the bad guys You really think I'd teach you to shoot it If I was gonna be the reason you'd use it Standing on the front porch at midnight Staring down the barrel of a .45 Saying hold on baby think about it first Before you go and put me six in the dirt There's been guys that ran around and found out That ain't nothing but a headstone now Yeah I couldn't 'cause I love you and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb To cheat on a girl with a gun I've done a lotta stupid shit in my life But if I didn't go home alone tonight I don't know what would kill me first The bullet or the tear in your eye Standing on the front porch at midnight Staring down the barrel of a .45 Saying hold on baby think about it first Do you really want me six in the dirt There's been guys that ran around and found out That ain't nothing but a headstone now Yeah I couldn't 'cause I love you and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb To cheat on a girl with a gun