Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're going downtown, gonna beat up drunks Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer It's the late, late shift, no one to fear Ride, ride, how we ride And ride, low ride It's roundup time where the good whores meet We're gonna drag one screaming off the street And ride, ride, how we ride Got a black uniform and a silver badge Playing cops for real, playing cops for pay Let's ride, low ride Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass Let's beat you blue, 'til you shit in your pants Don't move child, I got a big black stick There's six of us babe, so suck on my dick And ride, ride, how we ride Let's ride, low ride The left newspapers might whine a bit But the guys at the station, they don't give a shit Dispatch calls, "Are ya doin' somethin' wicked?" "No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets!" Ride, ride, how we ride And ride, ride, how we ride And ride, ride, how we ride Let's ride, low ride