We're a badass band From the kick ass south Pizza goin' down the sofa A rockin' little band Got a record out And buddy it's a hit all over We're a badass band From the kick ass south Cornchips in the shagpile We're a' gonna punch One another in the mouth They're giving us a brand new hairstyle Get on down, turn 'em all around Kick 'em in the old cojones Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around We're the Oklahoma Ponies Get on down, turn 'em all around Kick 'em in the old cojones Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around 'Cos we're the Oklahoma Ponies Now the badass boys They're a' gonna wanna fight Like they do in Oklahoma They got a killer girl To dress us right And buddy do I wanna bone her We're a badass band From the kick ass south Pizza going down the sofa A rockin' little band With a record out And buddy it's a hit all over Get on down, turn 'em all around Kick 'em in the old cojones Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around We're the Oklahoma Ponies Get on down, turn 'em all around Kick'em in the old cojones Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around 'Cos we're the Oklahoma Ponies