She said I need sometime to find myself I need a little space to think Maybe we should start seeing other people Baby things are moving way to fast for me So I picked up what was left of my pride And I put on my walking shoes And I got up on that high road And I did what any gentleman would do I um I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end Flew out to LA for the weekend Spent the whole day lying on the beach wearing nothing but a smile playing kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy talking mooshy-mooshy bout nothing man I think I'm on to something Because I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend I love it When she calls me butter cup She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up She pops a top for me a cold beer and says my buddies always welcome here When I get hungry she takes me out I ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound My tails a wagging my tongues hanging out it makes me wanna shout I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end Flew out to LA for the weekend spent the whole day lying on the beach wearing nothing but a smile playing kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy talking mooshy-mooshy bout nothing Man I think I'm on to something Ya know I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend Wooo Cute Cute Cute She likes to write our names in the sand She's hearing wedding bells and making plans She's gonna hang around a while I guess Told me she loves I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end We flew out to LA for the weekend spent the whole day lying on the beach wearing nothing but a smile playing kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy talking mooshy-mooshy bout nothing Man I think I'm on to something Ya know I feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend she makes me feel just like a kid again I gotta brand new girlfriend