The Outdoor Type

歌詞

Always had a roof above me Always paid the rent But I never set foot inside a tent I couldn't build fire to save my life I lied about being the outdoor type I never slept out underneath the stars The closest that I came to that Was one time my car broke down for an hour In the suburbs at night I lied about being the outdoor type Too scared to let you know You knew what you were looking for I lied until I fit the bill God bless the great indoors I lied about being the outdoor type I've never owned a sleeping bag Let alone a mountain bike I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend What if something's on tv, and it's never shown again? Just is well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights I lied about being the outdoor type Never learned to swim Can't grow a beard or even fight I lied about being the outdoor type