Down in the Mexicali There's a crazy little place that I know Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce And the boss is a cat named Joe He wears a red bandanna, plays a cool pianna (to rhyme with "bandanna") In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico He wears a purple sash, and a black mustache In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico Well, the first time that I saw him He was sittin' on a piano stool I said "Tell me man, when does the fun begin?" He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool." He wears a red bandanna, plays a cool pianna In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico He wears a purple sash, and a black mustache In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico (In Mexico) All of a sudden in walks this chick (In Mexico) Joe starts playing on a Latin kick (In Mexico) Around her waist she wore three fishnets (In Mexico) She started dancin' with the castanets (In Mexico) I didn't know just what to expect (In Mexico) She threw her arms around my neck (In Mexico) We started dancin' all around the floor (In Mexico) And then she did a dance I never saw before. So if you're south of the border I mean down in the Mexico And you wanna get straight, Man, don't hesitate Just look up a cat named Joe. He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico He wears a purple sash, and a black mustache In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico (Spoken by Carl Gardner:) Yeah, como est usted senorita Come with me to the border, south of the border, that is In Mexico, yeah in Mexico You can get your kicks in Mexico Come with me baby, come with me, come with me, crazy, yeah