Bartender put a little whiskey in my water Looks like it's gonna be another all nighter Hope that barrel ain't got no bottom Gonna keep drinkin' as long as you got 'em I been workin' all week out in the heat I got a cotton mouth I need to drown out Dehydration leads to a lot of libation Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration This inebriation sure is gonna hurt me But every now and then you just get a little thirsty Little Miss Prissy's sippin' martinis Boys on the bar stools shootin' down whiskey Cowboy's chuggin' on an ice cold beer The country boys got a jar of somethin' clear Some girl and her mom got a Jaager Bomb They just dropped it on me now I can't see Dehydration leads to a lot of libation Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration This inebriation sure is gonna hurt me But you know every now and then you just get pretty thirsty Alright y'all ready? Set 'em up, Joe Ready, aim Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink Dehydration leads to a lot of libation Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration This inebriation sure is gonna hurt me But every now and then you just get a little thirsty Every now and then you just get a little thirsty Bartender put a little whiskey in my water Looks like it's gonna be another all nighter Hope that barrel ain't got no bottom