Once I saw the galaxies in your Jack and Coke eyes And the sacrificial temple where your monster always dies Once I wrote a gospel out of every word you say And now you're on the front page of the USA Today Cutting to the front of the line I find my mind Is no place to raise a family And I was looking all over for you, baby You were always right in front of me And tonight I'm declaring your love To be a waste of time and money Once you raised alpacas with your pet Komodo dragon While I was eating cardboard in my father's station wagon Once I sold everything I owned to buy your diamond ring And now you're over at CNN sitting down with Larry King After five bottles of wine My friends opine That I should consider therapy But they've clearly never been with you, baby They don't know about the things that you've done to me And tonight I'm declaring my life Is a joke nowhere near funny All publicity is good publicity When you sell your conscience in this city Achieving high elasticity Shock resistant with electricity All publicity is good publicity When you sell your conscience in this city Achieving high elasticity Shock resistant with electricity