She's a diva lady She's a hopeless case She needs extra make-up For her extra face She's a hopeless case Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh She's a diva lady She's got special needs She wants chocolate candy But no blue ones please She's got special needs Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh She lives in a vacuum She has no real home Where did diva come from Where shall diva go She has no real home She's got thirty people In her entourage Just in case her ego Needs a quick massage She's got a famous boyfriend They go out in style She makes him look hetero And he helps her profile yeah She's a diva lady She looks down her nose At the shoes I'm wearing And my care-worn clothes Such a pretty nose Such a pretty nose Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh She's a diva lady Diva lady