Bronze Adonis

歌詞

She didn't like the rib cage / the coat-hanger hips The razor-sharp shoulder blades / always give her jip She's reading Edward De Bono under the palms He sprays Odorono under his arms I was to say the least alarmed When the bronze adonis got her... I lay beneath the parasol / watched him with the chicks Horsing around with his aerosol / they whispered about his odd trick "Send no cash... fear no man / you can be a love leviathan" She's a fan of the man with a tan from a can The bronze adonis got her Mr and Mrs Universe / the folks who live in the gym Each night she sleeps in a room marked her / he sleeps in a room marked him Muscle bound for stardom / the apollo of your eye Can't seem to get a hard on / oh Christ i wonder why The bronze adonis got her They honeymoon on muscle beach to cries of "beat it mac" He plucks some puny pansy's peach / how do you like that The bronze adonis got her There stands the body gorgeous / men worship girls admire He bravely bears the scourges and the squelch of squashed desire What a physical jerk / no time for sex Where's me bleedin' bullworker, baby oil and leopard kecks Oh yeah / the bronze adonis got her Hubba hubba yum yum wow / what a hunk of beef Who made you the sacred cow / who hangs around his briefs In the corner sauna / with his mates Wanking away unwanted weight That's his idea of a heavy date The bronze adonis got her