Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter At that biker party downtown But that was OK 'cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And after the cops and the requisite fight Me and my friends we fell down for the night And I made love to the girl with the wandering eye Think my baby's got a wandering eye I woke to the sound of a fist on my doorbell With a headache the size of Peru The landlord was scowling, my baby was toweling off Beer mixed with blood from the floor And after the eviction was handed to me We moved to the trailer park, three by three And I made love to the girl with the wandering eye Think my baby's got a wandering eye Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited We're short-sighted, but united In love I think we're in love I got a job at the Subway downtown Making sandwiches with plastic gloves Her Mother moved in and we all lived in sin Playing miniature golf underground And after the parties the leather-clad boys Would square dance together and make lots of noise And I'd make love to the girl with the wandering eye Think my baby's got a wandering eye Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited We're short-sighted, but united In love I think we're in love We borrowed a printing press, started a paper To publish our leftist ideals We spoke of a new world, the FBI soon heard The phones were tap dancing too And after the Feds and the requisite fight We ran from the trailer in the middle of the night And I had a child with the girl with the wandering eye Think my baby's got a wandering eye Think my baby's gong to stay for a while Ah, divided, unrequited, uninvited We're short-sighted, but united In love I think we're in love