I am the walrus!! I am he as you are he as you are me and we are altogether See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt. stupid bloody Tuesday man You been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the eggman I am the eggman I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob Mr. city policeman sitting Pretty little policeman in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crab a locker fish wife, pornographic priestess boy You been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the eggman I am the eggman I am Jesus Christ...... Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come You get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the eggman I am the eggman I am the walrus Expert, texpert, chokin', smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snied I'm crying Semolina pilchards Climbing up the 東京 Tower Elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna man You should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the eggman I am the eggman I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob..... Juba juba juba.....