Fifty Shades of Hey

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I've been trying to fit in To my new body and my new skin I can twerk with the best of them I've got that figured out Where's my Barry Manilow I need something soft to soothe my soul When I turn on the radio all I wanna do is shout Doctor says I need clarity Prozac for stability Valium for my sanity And hormones to keep world peace Menopause is just like Oz I cry and laugh just because The flying monkeys in my brain Where ruby slippers and drink champagne Hey! goes the rockin' rollers Hey! goes the storytellers Hey! goes the crowd Born to be wild! Hey! Let' em sing Hey! I do my own thing Hey! Let freedom ring With fifty shades of hey! Middle age Bring it on! Get it on! Bang a gong! I get a hot flash Then I'm cold I'd laugh but my bladder won't hold My neck has been descending Chin hairs seem to have no ending Gravity can take my face 'Cause a mammogram will put me back in place Hey! My hair turned curly and my skin got weird I have sideburns growing out of my ears My feet hurt in every pair of shoes But I get back up when I get the blues I won't be cast aside I've paid my dues to enjoy this ride I'm all woman there's no doubt I don't settle for less I live out loud! Hey! I bought my cheaters in excess Until I failed my driving test I may be blind but I feel blessed To see what matters and ignore the rest From hip dysplasia to rosacea Nothing in the world can phase a No drama middle-aged momma Tellin' it like it is! I'm fifty frames into the show I'm wise in ways you do not know I'm fifty shades inside my soul Born to be wild Hey! goes the rockin' rollers Hey! goes the storytellers Hey! goes the crowd Born to be wild! Hey! Let 'em sing Hey! I do my own thing Hey! Let freedom ring With fifty shades of hey!