Yes, it's time for The Dr. Gobbles show There's a tower in the heart of London With a radio station right at the top They don't make the city beat They're making all the action stop A long time ago there were pirates Beaming in waves from the sea But now all the stations are silent 'Cause they ain't got government license Wanna tell your problems? Phone in from your bedsit room Having trouble with your partner? Let us all in on the news If you wanna hear a record Get the word from Aiden Day He picks all the hits to play To keep you in your place all day In tune with nothing In tune with nothing In your place all day Just a-lazing around all day Ba-ba-ba-bummin' all day Backstreet a-hear us out Grab attention go and go against the town (Incomprehensible) It's such a crime Is it a game? We ain't got no rights Slippin' of slipping off Slippin' of slipping off Slippin' of slipping off Don't touch that dial Don't touch that dial Don't touch that dial Don't touch that dial