Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus I left Barber College Searchin' for knowledge, Went to the university. I must confess, Sir This lady professor She turned me on to anthropology. Now I'm a Homo Erectus Got to connect this Bone that I discovered yesterday. Tyrannosaurus Lived in the forest, Died because its heart got in the way. Dear Doctor Howard Come down from your tower And join me for lunch at the "Y". Although you're thirty I still think you're pretty Let's give it that good ole college try. 'Cause I'm a Homo Erectus Got to connect this Bone that I discovered yesterday. Tyrannosaurus Lived in the forest, Died because its heart got in the way. OK! Hey Jomo Kenyatta No, no, you're not a Australopithecine boogieman. It's took us a jillion But we're all still here, been Boogeyin' since boogeyin' began. And I'm a Homo Erectus Got to connect this Bone that I discovered yesterday. Tyrannosaurus Lived in the forest, Died because its heart got in the way. You know I'm a Homo Erectus Got to connect this Bone that I discovered yesterday. Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest, Died because its heart got in the way. You know that I'm a Homo Erectus Got to connect this Bone that I discovered yesterday. Tyrannosaurus Lived in the forest, Died because its heart got in the way. I'm but a Homo Erectus Got to connect this Bone that I discovered yesterday. Tyrannosaurus Lived in the forest, Died because its heart got in the way. Watch out for Homo Erectus ...