In the moonlight fighting with the night, it's a rip-off Kissing all the slain and bleeding in the rain, it's a rip-off Such a rip-off Rocking in the nude and feeling such a dude, it's a rip-off Dancing in the dark with the tramps in the park, it's a rip-off Such a rip-off, yeah See your baby's stud sliding in my mud, it's a rip-off Bleached on the beach, I want to tickle your peach, it's a rip-off Yeah See the girl dance in her man-skin pants, it's a rip-off Terraplane Tommy wants to bang your gong, it's a rip-off Such a rip-off Gypsy girl's good, people treat her like a fool She's a rip-off The President's weird, he's got burgundy beard It's a rip-off, such a rip-off I'm the King of the highway I'm the Queen of the hop You should see me at the Governor's ball Doing the rip-off bop I'm a social person I'm the creature in disguise There's a man with a whip on his silver lip Living inside my eyes I'm the cat from the alley I'm the fleetfoot voodoo man There's very little that's ever said All of which I understand Caught like skunk in space and time, it's a rip-off If it's hers, well it must be mine It's a rip-off, such a rip-off Dancing in the nude, feeling such a dude, it's a rip-off Ohh Mountings of the moon, remind me of my spoon, it's a rip-off Such a rip-off Bleached on the beach, I want to tickle your peach, it's a rip-off Yeah See the girl dance in her man-skin pants, it's a rip-off