If it wisnae fur yer wellies Wherewud you be? You'd be in the hospital Or in firmary Cause you wid hive a dose o the flu Or even plurasie If it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies! Wellies they are wunderful Wellies they are swell They keep out the watter And they keep in the smell. When your sittin in a room You cin always tell when some B***r take aff thur wellies If it wisnae fur yer wellies Wherewud you be? You'd be in the hospital Or in firmary Cause you wid hive a dose o the flu Or even plurasie If it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies! When yr oout walking in the country with a bird And your strolling about the fields Like a farmers herd And somebody shouts"Keep off The grass" And you think how absurd Squelch you find why all farmers wear wellies If it wisnae fur yer wellies Wherewud you be? You'd be in the hospital Or in firmary Cause you wid hive a dose o the flu Or even plurasie If it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies! Fishermen and firemen theres farmers and all Theres men who're digging ditches And working in the snow This country would grind to a halt And not a thing would grow If it was nae for the workers and their wellies If it wisnae fur yer wellies Wherewud you be? You'd be in the hospital Or in firmary Cause you wid hive a dose o the flu Or even plurasie If it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies!