You've got call waiting It's irritating me to no end I take a shot Your hall of fame is Littered with famous Women and men You've got 'em all on your wall Except the last of a dying breed 'Cause you ain't got me (No, you ain't, no, you ain't) No, you ain't got me (No, you ain't, no, you ain't) No, you ain't (Unh-uh) No, you ain't (Unh-uh) I got (I got) To be a boy again With a Lik-M-Aid chin And a quicksilver domino Oh, baby, that's not (That's not) My choice the fast way You got a voice like the last day Of Catholic school Your world got everything That you ever need But you ain't got me (No, you ain't, no, you ain't) No, you ain't got me (No, you ain't, no, you ain't) No, you ain't (Unh-uh) Got (Unh-uh) Me You've got Broadway, the longest street With the shortest memory, mm-hmm Oh, yeah You cram your dreams with computer chips Give me tambourines, a pair of shakin' hips You've got 'em all on your wall I'm the last of a dying breed 'Cause you ain't got me (No, you ain't, no, you ain't) No, you ain't got me (No, you ain't, no, you ain't) No, you ain't (Unh-uh) No, you ain't (Unh-uh) Got me Yeah, you ain't got me (Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh) Oh, no, no (Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh) No, you ain't got me