Dear Anna Dear Anna Dear Anna I'm on the couch, and I'm watching TV Now I know why you had to leave I'm just a bored suburban punk And I watch too much trash TV junk Dear Anna Dear Anna Dear Anna Understand, please, if you can That I've got a short attention span I know I've got a lot of things to learn And I've got a lot of bad habits to burn Dear Anna Dear Anna Dear Anna When you're sick and you've had too much Anna, you can come over for lunch And I'll cut the crusts right off your white bread Anna, we can watch the sunset If it wouldn't interfere With my programs next year Dear Anna Dear Anna Dear Anna Dear Anna Dear Anna Dear Anna Dear Anna Won't you come back to me?