And here's to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know, Woah woah woah, God bless you please Mrs. Robinson, Heaven holds a place for those who pray, Hey hey hey We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files, We'd like to help you to learn to help yourself, Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home, And here's to you Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know Woah woah woah, God bless you please Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey hey hey Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes, Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes, It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair, Most of all you got to hide it from the kids and coo coo cachoo Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know Woah woah woah God bless you please Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray Hey hey hey Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon Going to the candidates debate Laugh about it shout about when you got to choose Every way you look at it you lose Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio our nation turns its lonely eyes to you? Woo woo woo, What's that you say Mrs. Robinson? Joltin' Joe has left and gone away Hey hey hey.