Hello, I'm conducting a survey, and I have some questions to ask you First off, do you have a fear of a black tangent? Were you born in the year of the rat? Do you cheer and clap, When weird rap bands commence? I can tell by your answer you'll probably won't frolic with me in the foot hills And that you want your tofu patty cooked, not grilled But it doesn't matter. You've been enticed And drawn in with my hook and reel (I write words.) Oprah nods to to my novel (I write words) As you can see it sells very prominently in Boulder, Colorado LOL: laugh out loud You've never known hell so well Until you identified with a black crowd It's a fear of a black tangent, idiot A Public Enemy spoof Now some of your friends will reboot the computer Then you will Google search And be discouraged when they find out that truthful hurt When they see that I am not their zeitgiest Nor am I christ-like Nor do I dislike whites I just want a better chance 'Cause most likely I'll sell more records in France