by Buck Owens and Charles H. Anderson I got ten toy soldiers for Billy Joe I got coloring book for Sue I got a little toy train for Danny boy And a cowboy suit for Lou I got a talkin' baby doll for Cindy I got a pair o'roller skates for Jane And baby if we ever have any more kids Christmas shoppin's gonna drive me insane Gonna go this Christmas shopping Well, I wonder if I'll ever get through I tried to get everybody somethin' that they wanted But I didn't know what to get you I read the kids letters to Santa Claus I read 'em over one by one And I surely like to get my hands on the fella that said Christmas shoppin's fun I got ten toy soldiers for Billy Joe I got a coloring book for Sue I got a little toy train for Danny boy And a cowboy suit for Lou I got a talkin' baby doll for Cindy I got a pair o'roller skates for Jane And baby if we ever have any more kids Christmas shoppin's gonna drive me insane Well, I must've walked a hundred miles or more I went to every store in town My feet started swellin' and my head started achin' And I couldn't find a place to sit down But to tell you the truth well, I really don't mind it I could even walk another mile 'Cause on Christmas mornin' When they open up the presents Well it's worth it just to see them smile I got ten toy soldiers for Billy Joe I got coloring book for Sue I got a little toy train for Danny boy And a cowboy suit for Lou I got a talkin' baby doll for Cindy I got a pair o'roller skates for Jane And baby if we ever have any more kids Christmas shoppin's gonna drive me insane...