Wake in the morning my mind is all confused don't no where to turn or what to do, pour myself a great big bowl of crispy bits of rice, the cereal that talks gives me some advice [chorus] my rice krispies told me to kill you tonight my rice krispies never lie - my rice krispies told me so many things you see, like how the phone company killed kennedy, how oprah is an alien and nixon never lied, and by tommorow morning you gotta die [chorus] this morning breakfast message was so crystal clear it was so strange I couldn't believe my ears my cereal informed me your an agent for the feds, the CIA they want me dead [chorus] Elvis is alive living in New Jersey thats right they gotta give me a labotomy one day the aliens are gonna come for me I gotta kill you if I wanna be free