It was then I decided to call the doctor For my appointment to buy what? Tits and ass, shall I buy a fancy pair? Tightened up that derriere Did the nose with it, all that goes with it Tits and ass, you can knock and someone's there Shake the new maracas and you're fine Tits and ass, can change your life Would they change mine Wouldn't cost a fortune, neither Wouldn't hurt my sex life either It's a gas, I have never seen a pair Chorus girl or movie star or wife Tits and ass, oh yeah, T and A Tits and ass can change your life