If I Had The Copyright On The Word F***

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If I had the copyright on the word fuck I'd say fuck this job and yourself you dumb fuck No need for hard work and no need for luck If I had the copyright on the word fuck It's filthy it's nasty unseemly and vile That all may be true but it's so versatile So often deleted this fine expletive Is a verb a noun and an adjective If I had the copyright on the word fuck I'd have no need for dad-gum dang darn shoot or shucks No need for hard work and no need for luck If I had the copyright on the word fuck. Not a gasp not a sigh from my mouth would be heard Nope just a cha-ching when I hear the F word If people got jealous of all of my wealth I'd tell them to copyright shit, damn and hell If I had the copyright on the word fuck It would roll off my tongue like water off a duck 4-letter word usages perfectly honed I could retire on New York alone Where the say fuck the fucking mother fuckers I don't give a fuck If they can't fucking take fucking joke then hey what the fuck The fuckers will fuck you so don't get fucked up Quit fuckin' around or you're gonna get fucked If I had the copyright on the word fuck I'd say fuck this job and yourself you dumb fuck No need for hard work and no need for luck If I had the copyright on the word fuck