Make like a Mister Milquetoast and you'll get shut out Make like a Mister Meek and you'll get cut out Make like a little lamb and wham, you're shorn I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn Make like a Mister Mumbles and you're a zero Make like a Mister Big, they dig a hero You've got to sound your A, the day you're born I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach I'll give you the whole maguilla in a one word speech, reach Make like the world's your pudding but light the brandy Even the mildest kiss is a dan, dan, dandy There'll be no love in bloom come doomsday morn I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn