Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots And that's when the neighborhood (D-d-dogs) They'd line up around the block Meow When my little scarlet feline roars The locals come around (Come Around) When they see the scarlet light They know it's time to come chase her down (Chase her down) Lo and behold the fantastical way In which their bodies groove My scarlet pussy's furry magic alters any mood Scarlet Pussy (It's cool) Scarlet Pussy Pussycat, pussycat Wherefore art thou, puppy? She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat She can make U sad when U're happy as can be She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy Every dog would try his lines To get pussy's attention ((...)) All they want is so exposed In ways too gross to mention (Eew!) Green virgin teenager A filthy rich yuppie Pussycat pussycat Wherefore art thou puppy? Scarlet Pussy She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat She can make U sad when U're happy as can be She can make U shoot your ego all over your sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy Meow Now what's going on? Oh, no, man, look out! Somebody come get this meow-meow of my leg! MEOW! Scarlet Pussy Pussycat pussycat Wherefore art thou, puppy? Meow She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat She can make U sad when U're happy as can be She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy She can make U happy, she can make U sad She can make U crazy (Crazy) She can make U shiver from your head down to your feet She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!) She can make U crazy if U're too close to her heat She can make U sad when U're happy as can be She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet pussy