[Intro: sample] Everybody's breaking-breaking up Let's stay together-gether-gether Let's stay together-gether-gether-gether Everybody's breaking-breaking up Let's stay together-gether-gether Let's stay together-gether-gether-gether [Ludacris] Yeah, tell y'all a lil' story right quick, right Luda! First the Fat Boys break up, now every day I wake up Somebody done called it quits Shit I thought Bobby and Whitney'd stay together forever if they made it that long; I guess the drugs weren't that strong And now it's Russell and Kimora, even Jordan and Juanita And to top it off, Brad left Jen for Angelina? What the hell is goin on in this world, this just can't be! If Will and Jada can do it then why can't we? Hillary's still with Bill Clinton, how do they do it? He got his dick sucked and the whole damn WORLD knew it Now Paul McCartney's losin half of his life All because he got divorced from his wife Somebody said it's cheaper to keep her, but not in K-Fed's case Cause Britney even had to pay for K-Fed's case Nick and Jessica, Trina and Wayne And if you broke up wit'cha girl I know ya feelin the pain, because [Chorus: sample] (Ludacris) Everybody's breaking-breaking up Let's stay together-gether-gether (United we stand, divided we fall) Let's stay together-gether-gether-gether (United we stand, divided we fall, c'mon!) Everybody's breaking-breaking up Let's stay together-gether-gether (United we stand, divided we fall) Let's stay together-gether-gether-gether (United we stand, divided we fall) [Ludacris] First it was Shaq and Kobe, then Iverson and Philly T.O. and McNabb, even Game and 50 I guess sometimes you gotta let the past be the past But I'd give a hundred thou' to see Jay with Dame Dash B.G. with Lil Wayne, Juvenile and Turk Mannie Fresh with Baby, how can we make it work? Krunchie with Three-6, Diamond with Crime Mob Lauren Hill with the Fugees, Remy with Terror Squad Lil' Kim back with Cease, and Snoop with mo' Dre Dre with mo' Big Boi, CD's with mo' play What's Tribes with no Quest? Salt with no Pepa Even the Eagles broke up and got the fuck back together! Sellin millions of copies, and gettin that cash And Raz B said Chris Stokes was gettin that ass I don't even understand it, what the hell went wrong? Maybe folks'll wise up and take heed to this song, because [Chorus] [Ludacris] I can't take it, no! At first Wu-Tang broke up, now O.D.B. is gone Then I'm hearin Cam'Ron don't talk to Jim Jones? Who'da saw that shit comin? Certainly not me Or the Dogg Pound break up, or Goodie Mo-B Then Shawnna almost jumped ship from D.T.P. If Chingy left and came back then damnit, why can't she? We gotta think it's all for one, and one for all HIP-HOP! United we stand, divided we fall So why is [Chorus] - repeat to fade w/ ad libs