Teacher, oh teacher, please don't keep me after school Teacher, oh teacher, please don't keep me after school 'Cause it was somebody else that went and broke the rules I drew a picture of you The picture came out real fine But it's not my fault That you look like Frankenstein Teacher, oh teacher, please don't keep me after school Must have been another boy who went and broke the rules Now, when I get my report card My dad would throw a fit He's gonna break my heart Right in the place just where I set Teacher, oh teacher, please don't keep me after school 'Cause it was somebody else that went and broke the rules I ain't no fool