Old Mister absent minded that's, me. Just as forgetful as I can be. I've got the strangest sort of a mind. I'm always leaving something behind. I left my heart at the stage door canteen. I left it there with a girl named Eileen. I kept her serving doughnuts â??til all she had were gone. I sat there dunking doughnuts â??til she caught on. I must go back to the Army routine. And every doughboy knows what that will mean. A soldier boy with out a heart Has two strikes on him from the start And my heart's at the stage door canteen.